Friday, December 15, 2006

Left Behind video game

For those of you who might've missed the merry announcement, a brand new holier-than-itself video game, Left Behind, has come out for the amusement of pietistic Christians everywhere (especially in the US). With this educational video game one can convert or murder all non-Christians. Kids can get Mom and Dad to help kill all Muslims, rock stars, and other Bad Guys, and teach them Real Christian Values like intolerance, bigotry, ignorance and death, gore, destruction and techniques that would make Torquemada proud! And, it's approved by Focus on the Family. How cool is that?

And, just so the rest of us living in the real world won't be left behind, I've created the "Nail the Christian Hypocrite to the Cross" Game, which includes subsections like "Bring me the head of a Baptist", "Get off the cross, we need the wood for your pyre", "Kommunion Kool-Aid -- Jim Jones Recipe", "Wacky Whizzing Whetted Wafers", "Make the Holey Spewcharist" and many, many more.

Thanks to TeW/KC


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